We all change when you think about it

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

(Source: sassyrocket)

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela)

(Source: scolipede)

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(Source: ldrsociety)

Tips to Deal With Procrastination

relationshipadvice23:

Procrastination is deadly, and it affects even the best of us. It commonly occurs because we tend to overestimate ourselves and underestimate how long it’ll take to accomplish tasks. Here are some tips on how to overcome procrastination.

How many of you procrastinate?

Tips to Deal With Procrastination

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toxicpuppys:

xtoxictears:

appreciatethemoment:

superiorjello:

idfrickleyourfrackle:

thefantasticallyroboticgrayson:

fantasyfollower:

griffinriffraff:

cosmoschameleon:

Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.

“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”

I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.

For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this. 

Tomb Raider fashion line

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???

HERE

OHMYGODIWANT

Ugh I love these stupid things so much but they’re so hideously expensive -___-

Always been in major need of one of these, still am.

(Source: corsets-and-clockwork)

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
You’re not my boss. You’re one of my hobbies.
—Clara Oswald, s8 e2 ‘Into the Dalek’ (via doctorwho)

(Source: carryonmyenjoltaire)